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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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"When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! 🤸‍♂️🥋😅"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accident, burpee, clumsy, doing, exercise, face, humor, i, knee, myself, time, workout on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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