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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating a…

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating a…

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"Embracing the true spirit of bikini season: consuming bikinis instead of wearing them 😂👙🍔 Who knew fashion could be so tasty and crunchy!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged another, bikini, diet, eating, food, humor, i, irony, joke, season, summer, whisper on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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