“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini. Posted on6 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit. My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger. A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you” Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!” See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.