“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating a… Commentary:"Embracing the true spirit of bikini season: consuming bikinis instead of wearing them 😂👙🍔 Who knew fashion could be so tasty and crunchy!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit. My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger. Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables. “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back. Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.