“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Embracing the true spirit of bikini season: consuming bikinis instead of wearing them 😂👙🍔 Who knew fashion could be so tasty and crunchy!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger. A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you” One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. “It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit. Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”
