Commentary:
Who needs caffeine when your waxing appointment has you wide awake? ☕️🙈
Funny bikini quotes
Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.
Commentary:
Guess the hot chocolate won the battle against 'snowkini' season! 🍫❄️👙
Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.
Commentary:
"Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊♀️💌"
On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.
Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions – the eternal struggle between channeling our inner Victoria's Secret model or indulging in the sweet embrace of cake 🍰👙 Who needs abs when you can have abs-olutely delicious cake, am I right? 😂 #CakeOverCalories"
“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.
Commentary:
"Embracing the true spirit of bikini season: consuming bikinis instead of wearing them 😂👙🍔 Who knew fashion could be so tasty and crunchy!"
My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.
Commentary:
🍔🔥 "My goal was to rock that bikini this summer, but alas, the alluring sizzle of the barbecue proved to be a formidable opponent. Can’t resist the aroma of grilled goodness! Looks like my summer body will have to wait… Pass me the BBQ sauce! 😅👙"