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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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Happy new fear!

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.