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Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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Updated

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Trending via Twitch:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Trending via Twitch:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Shared recently on WeChat:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Trending via Discord:

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Going bananas on WeChat:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Just shared via Twitch:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

77 shares on Threads this month:

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

10 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

These aliens are taking forever.

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Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Just landed via YouTube:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

Trending via TikTok:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Just landed via Discord:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Spotted on Messenger:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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