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11 Funny lips quotes

Funny lips quotes πŸ’‹ are the perfect way to pucker up your mood and add a splash of sass 😘! Whether you’re all about bold lipstick or just love a cheeky grin πŸ˜„, these witty lines will have you smiling from ear to ear. Get ready to smirk, laugh, and maybe even bite your lip in style 😜! Perfect for captions, texts, or just brightening your day with a little lip service πŸ˜‰.

My lips could use some attention today.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by β€œYou complete me.”

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Posted onMar 27, 2026

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Posted onMar 25, 2026

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Posted onMar 24, 2026

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