Commentary:
Dry January isn't just a challenge, it's a full-body experience! 🐪💦😂
11 Funny lips quotes
I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.
Commentary:
Wishing your lips a New Year full of smooch-tastic adventures! 😘💋🎉
I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.
Commentary:
Oops, looks like I forgot to charge my "kiss commission" fee! 😅💋😂
In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old job interview strategy: when in doubt, just channel your inner Jerry Maguire and profess your undying love for the interviewer. Who needs qualifications when you have romance on your side, right?"
I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.
Commentary:
🍷💄 When Dry January hits differently… It's all fun and games until you realize your lips and skin are the only ones sticking to the resolution! 😂💋 #DryJanuaryGoneWrong
If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.
Commentary:
"If I'm ever in a coma, just make sure my lips stay moisturized and fabulous 💋 Who knows, I might wake up looking like a chapstick model! 😉"
Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?
Commentary:
🍒 “Ah, the classic ‘subtle’ way to confirm if your lip balm is on point or if you’ve been enjoying too many cherry-flavored snacks! No need for a taste test, just ask a friend – or risk confusing the next person you chat with!” 😉👄
You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.
Commentary:
"Sorry, darling, but you'll have to choose between pouty perfection and purrfection! 🐱💋 Who needs glossy lips when you have a fabulous feline to cuddle with? Meowvelous choice! 😹💄"
They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.
Commentary:
"Ah, the struggles of forbidden desires! 😘💔 But let's remember, violence is never the answer, even if that face is begging for a little smack 🤭👋 Keep those fists to yourself and practice self-control instead! 🧘♂️✨"
My lips could use some attention today.
Commentary:
Pucker up and get ready for lip-lockdown! 💋😂