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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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I would like even faster food.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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