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The pimple went from a minor inconvenience to a major life event! 🚨🔴😂
16 Funny glad quotes
I’m so glad programming is dead. I can finally program whatever I want.
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Ah, now I can finally debug the meaning of life!
Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.
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Why spend years in law school when you can defend your case with interpretive dance? 🌍💃📚🤷♂️
I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.
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Galloping home at 3 a.m.? I'd need a horse with GPS and a coffee IV! 🐴☕️😂
I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.
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Well, at least now I know where to keep my snacks during awkward conversations! 😂🙈 #Priorities
I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.
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Finally, a plot twist I can get behind! 📚😅 #SelfImprovement
I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.
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"When the sock plot twist hits harder than any TV drama! 🧦😱🤣 #LaundrySurprise"
So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.
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"Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶♂️👀💭😂"
I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.
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"Who needs insurance when you've got laughter, am I right? 💸😂 Laughter may not cover your medical bills, but at least it's a lot less expensive than a visit to the doctor! 💰💊 #CheaperThanPrescriptions"
My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.
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"Who needs preferences when you're just happy to be part of the action! 😄💫 Embracing versatility in the bedroom like a true team player! 🛏️👀 #JustHappyToBeHere"