Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless. Posted onApr 1, 2026
I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club. Posted onMar 31, 2026
I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me. Posted onMar 31, 2026
I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development. Posted onMar 30, 2026
I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor. Posted onMar 30, 2026
So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it. Posted onMar 29, 2026
I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time. Posted onMar 26, 2026
I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.” Posted onMar 26, 2026
I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore. Posted onMar 25, 2026
Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again. Posted onMar 25, 2026