Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’ Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I won't be playing Santa at the next family gathering! 🎅🍽️🙈 Related funny posts 🤝 Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary. Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other. Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife. Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.