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Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a we…

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a we…

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Work really needs to respect my personal space; we're not even exclusive! 😂📅✋

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 40, clingy, hours, humor, job, jobs, me, need, week, why, work on Jul 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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