Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week? Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Work really needs to respect my personal space; we're not even exclusive! ππ β Related funny posts π A garlic a day keeps people away. The reward for doing really good work is more work. I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Donβt suffer in silence. Make it everyoneβs problem. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybodyβs phone numbers?