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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

54 shares on Discord this month:

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

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I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Going bananas on Messenger:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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