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🌱🍅 My dream job now is Tomato Whisperer, and the only promotion I want is more sunlight! 😄🌞
Funny cherry quotes
Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.
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Brains, beauty, and sweetness—I'm basically the human equivalent of the ultimate dessert! 🍒🧁🤓
“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”
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Can't resist that flavor, but I won't get a sugar rush, right? 🍒💄😆
Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.
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Kazoo cloud contest: who can puff the loudest tune without a side of battery acid? 😆🎶💨
Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.
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Looks like someone is eagerly prepping for a fruity math challenge 🍒➕🍒➕🍒➕🍒= 😂 Maybe you'll end up with a cherry pie instead of a solution!
Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?
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🍒 “Ah, the classic ‘subtle’ way to confirm if your lip balm is on point or if you’ve been enjoying too many cherry-flavored snacks! No need for a taste test, just ask a friend – or risk confusing the next person you chat with!” 😉👄