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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Witty quote about how refusing drinks is met with exaggerated surprise and humor.

Commentary:
🤣 "When you decline that drink like a boss and suddenly everyone is questioning your life choices! Who knew sobriety could be in such high demand? It's like you just declined a winning lottery ticket! 💰 Cheers to being a party pooper, I mean, responsible adult! 🥤 #LifeChoices"


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