Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone missed the 'teamwork makes the dream work' memo! 😂 Hopefully, your wife appreciates the unexpected bedroom acrobatics! 🤸♂️💤" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking. What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly. King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.
