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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone missed the 'teamwork makes the dream work' memo! 😂 Hopefully, your wife appreciates the unexpected bedroom acrobatics! 🤸‍♂️💤"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged funny situation, humor, just, mattress, relationship, situation, sleep, wake, wake up, wife on Oct 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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← Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it. I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. →

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