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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.