Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.
  • “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.
  • Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?
  • Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.
  • If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.
  • I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.