Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.
- Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?
- I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.
- Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.