Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Commentary:
“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly never wandered down the aisles of a shoe sale! 👠💸 Retail therapy is a real thing, folks! 💁‍♀️🛍️ #ShopTillYouDrop”

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