Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm prepared for the most fascinating TED Talk on rubber duck history! π¦β¨π Related funny posts π€ I miss when bills had nothing to do with me. I donβt mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, youβre drunk. Ducks donβt talk. Where do we acquire the ducks that weβre supposed to be putting in a row?