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17 Funny bra quotes

Funny bra quotes bring a burst of laughter to the everyday struggle of support and style 😄🎀 Whether you’re dodging discomfort or celebrating curves, these witty lines add a cheeky twist to a wardrobe essential 👙✨ Perfect for sharing with friends or adding humor to your day, get ready to smile and embrace the lighter side of lingerie! 😂💕

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

Posted onMay 19, 2026

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

Posted onMar 31, 2026

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

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