Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.