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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.