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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

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“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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