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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Commentary:
"Sorry folks, no Hollywood action hero here! 🎬🚫 I may be a daredevil in my own way, but tripping over my own feet is definitely not part of the script! πŸ˜‚πŸŽ₯ #AccidentalStunts"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged action, comedy, humor, i, intention, never, own, self, stunt on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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