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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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