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Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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Making waves on Telegram:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

Seen just now on Reddit:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Just shared via Discord:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

Just shared via Messenger:

I love when the plot thickens.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

Trending via WeChat:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Going viral on X:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

3 weeks ago

Playful text about teasing your husband during a work meeting with a cheeky message.

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"Looks like someone's trying to spice up those boring work meetings! 😂📱 Just make sure he doesn't accidentally hit 'send' to his boss instead! 🙈💼 #MarriagePranks"

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

41 shares on Twitch this month:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Just shared via Reddit:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

Just shared via Discord:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Just shared via Telegram:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

Live now on TikTok:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

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