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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.