Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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“Life is shorter than a kid’s attention span… unless you’re listening to them break down the complexities of PAW Patrol 🐾😂 #ParentingRealities”

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