We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.