Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more. Commentary:Sounds like life is playing whack-a-mole on expert mode! π―π€¦ββοΈπ’ Related Funny Quotes π€ Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life? If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months. Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot. I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick. The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.