Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Spill the tea and let your inner detective shine! π΅οΈββοΈβοΈπ Related funny posts π€ Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything. Promising I wonβt tell anyone your secret doesnβt include my husband. Heβs basically my diary. Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea. You guys know your secrets are safe with me. Itβs the people I share them with you can’t trust. Your secret is safe with me and my sister.