Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention. Commentary:"Who needs interventions when you have a small circle of friends who are just as dysfunctional as you? 🤷♂️ Quality over quantity, am I right? 😂 #NoInterventionNeeded" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.” There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying. I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’
