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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.