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"Who needs interventions when you have a small circle of friends who are just as dysfunctional as you? 🤷‍♂️ Quality over quantity, am I right? 😂 #NoInterventionNeeded"

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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