Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Lucky for me, I don't have enough friends for an intervention.

Commentary:
“Who needs interventions when you have a small circle of friends who are just as dysfunctional as you? 🤷‍♂️ Quality over quantity, am I right? 😂 #NoInterventionNeeded”

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