13 funny lucky quotes - Wordgag

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

May 25, 2026

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

May 25, 2026

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

May 24, 2026

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

May 23, 2026

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

May 23, 2026

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

May 22, 2026

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

May 22, 2026

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

May 21, 2026

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

May 19, 2026

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

May 19, 2026

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

May 18, 2026

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

May 18, 2026

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

Mar 30, 2026