Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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“Renaissance art lovers be like: Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo… Was Splinter their art instructor?! 🎨🐢 #TeenageMutantArtists”

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