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Funny ninja quotes

Funny ninja quotes 🥷😄 sneak into your day with stealthy humor and unexpected laughs! Whether you’re a shadowy warrior or just love a good chuckle, these witty lines will slice through boredom like a ninja star. Ready to unleash your inner ninja and giggle in silence? Let’s dive into the funniest ninja vibes around! 🥷✨😂

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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