Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,366

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Live now on WeChat:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Going viral on TikTok:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Live now on Discord:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Going viral on Instagram:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

January is the Monday of the year.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Just landed via YouTube:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

2 months ago

Download image ↓

Commentary:
"Counting down the minutes until Monday like it's a Netflix release! 🎬⏰😂 #WeekendWhereArtThou"

20, cost, countdown, Friday, humor, humor quote, minutes, Monday, sarcasm, stress, time, weekend, workweek

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

0

2 months ago

buy, clothing, ever, experience, fit, fitting, funny observation, huge, humor, observation, pack, perfectly, personal, personal experience, shopping, size, take, think, try, underwear
Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

0

2 months ago

anything, chaos, family, full, house, humor, kids, live, parenting, people
Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

0

3 months ago

anyone, dating, fall, fall in love, humor, living, living together, love, me, relationship, rent, roommate, together, want
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

0

2 months ago

common, common sense, deodorant, humor, irony, lesson, life, life lesson, need, never, people, self-awareness, sense
“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

0

2 months ago

bounce, conversation, frustration, i, leg, screaming, start, stop
My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

0

2 months ago

death, internet, social media, tombstone, WhatsApp

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

25 shares on TikTok this month:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m tired of things costing money.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

61 shares on X this month:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

39 shares on Threads this month:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Instagram:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Spotted on Facebook:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Just landed via Twitch:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Just shared via WeChat:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Trending via TikTok:

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Just landed via TikTok:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨