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"Looks like the coffee has had enough of all the chatter and is ready to spill the beans ☕🤫 Maybe it's time to espresso some quiet time for a latte while! #CoffeeWisdom"

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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Love is in the air fryer.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

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5 months ago

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86 shares on Discord this month:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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Going viral on YouTube:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Breaking via YouTube:

Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Trending via Telegram:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Love is in the air fryer.

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

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