Iβm the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ready to dig up some fun and plant the seeds of innocence! π΅οΈββοΈππ" Related funny posts π€ That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out itβs only allegedly seedless. My plant is drunk, itβs growing in the wrong direction. The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks! How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? Youβre from outside. In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.