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Mar 30, 2026

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Witty quote about a mischievous friend bringing a shovel and an alibi, humorous and playful.

Commentary:
"Ready to dig up some fun and plant the seeds of innocence! 🕵️‍♂️🔍😂"

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