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Witty quote about a mischievous friend bringing a shovel and an alibi, humorous and playful.

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Commentary:
"Ready to dig up some fun and plant the seeds of innocence! πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ”πŸ˜‚"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alibi, crime, dark, dark humor, friend, friendship, humor, humorist, joke, shovel, shows on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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