May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Here's hoping your jeans are more forgiving than your alarm clock! 🍑👖😂 Related funny posts 🤝 The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more. Kid, I have jeans older than you. Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing. I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.