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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Commentary:
"Looks like Miss Piggy's love life is stuck in a bit of a pigsty πŸ·πŸ’” Kermitment issues aside, let's hope she finds someone worthy of her bacon! πŸ₯“πŸ’• #SingleSwineSeekingLove"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged commitment, fear, humor, joke, Kermit, maybe, miss, Miss Piggy, piggy, reason, relationship, single, still on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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