Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like even the baby is worried about your dating game! π πΆπ Related funny posts π The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby. Itβs crazy that you donβt really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day. I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.