I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dream big! Maybe start with a kazoo solo ๐๐ค๐ธ Related funny posts ๐ค Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top. I donโt understand the concept of โthe man of your dreamsโ. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did. Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams. Single in the womb, single till the tomb! Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”