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Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.

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That's one way to ensure the baby stays up all night perfecting its poker face!

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged baby, cigarette, crying, humor, maybe, parenting, sarcasm, wants on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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