Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Job interview? More like a complimentary ego-boost session. I'm ready! 💪😎✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview. If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south. Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job. In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”