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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.
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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.
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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.
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