Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.