Commentary:
Looks like we’re sticking to the ‘less boom, more wow’ philosophy! 🎇😅
19 Funny across quotes
Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’
Commentary:
When you’re reading and hit a name roadblock, so your brain goes full keyboard smash mode! 🤯📚😂
If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.
Commentary:
Sounds like a relationship built on trust… and creative problem-solving! 🏋️♀️🚀🗝️
I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.
Commentary:
Sounds like a Lego walk is less painful than reliving those awkward teen years! 😅🦶🧱
Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”
Commentary:
"Airports: where I pay for a flight, but end up on an unexpected shopping spree 🚀🛍️ Who knew travel came with a side of impulse buying? 😂✈️"
Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.
Commentary:
When your bed becomes a personal version of Tetris! 🛏️😴😂
Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?
Commentary:
"Either you've got a glitch in your system or you discovered the next evolution of toast! 🍞🚀✨ Who knows, maybe toasters with wings will be the next big tech trend! Just don't forget the butter!"
My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.
Commentary:
Looks like your eight-legged friend is really taking the term "joyride" to a whole new level! 🕷️🚘 Who knew that your car spider moonlights as a web designer? Hope you have some extra flies in the glove compartment for a quick snack while you wait for your little critter to finish their masterpiece! 🕸️🍴
Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.
Commentary:
Me: Well, being a master of surprise illusions could be a professional goal too, right? 🎩✨ Who wouldn't want to perform the disappearing act in style, even during job interviews? 😂🚌 #MagicGoals
So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?
Commentary:
👶🏻🍼 Ahh, the double standards of life! When a baby crawls cutely towards its bottle, it's adorable. But when we attempt the same maneuver, suddenly we're in need of an intervention? Where's the fairness in that, huh? Maybe we just need to embrace our inner child and enjoy that bottle of milk like a boss! 😉