Money talks, and also waves goodbye. Commentary:"When money waves goodbye, it's like my wallet performing a magic disappearing act! 🎩💸😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye. Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye. Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before. Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face. No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.