Money talks, and also waves goodbye. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When money waves goodbye, it's like my wallet performing a magic disappearing act! π©πΈπ" Related Funny Posts π€ They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye. Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye. Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didnβt say goodbye to me the day before. No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back. Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.