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My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

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Just signed up for a stretching class—consider it an investment in my future flexibility stock! 🤸‍♀️📈😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, getting, getting older, humor, older, people, person, preparation, prepare, start, stretching, young, young person on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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