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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

92 shares on Threads this month:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Just landed via Facebook:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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