If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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🏆🏠 “If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.” Now that’s what you call next-level homebody skills! Who needs a trophy when you’ve mastered the art of staying comfy at home? 😂 #HomebodyChampion

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