15 funny habits quotes - Wordgag

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Mar 31, 2026

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Mar 30, 2026

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Mar 27, 2026

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Mar 27, 2026

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Mar 26, 2026

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Mar 26, 2026

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Mar 25, 2026

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Mar 25, 2026

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Mar 24, 2026

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Mar 24, 2026

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Mar 24, 2026

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Mar 23, 2026

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Mar 23, 2026

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Mar 22, 2026

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Mar 21, 2026