My brain is on airplane mode today.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.