Commentary:
That sounds like the perfect setup for a cozy murder mystery night, Sherlock! 🛁🕯️✈️
Funny airplane quotes
There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.
Commentary:
Perfect opportunity to unleash your autobiography on an unsuspecting audience! ✈️😂🎤
Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?
Commentary:
Flying: the only time when sitting in a metal tube at 36,000 feet makes you crave a drink you'd never buy on the ground! ✈️🤷♂️🍅
In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.
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Life jackets accepting contactless payments now? Hope they have a good rewards program! 😂💳✈️
I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.
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Flaplines: the only flight that comes with its own wind machine! ✈️🦅
My brain is on airplane mode today.
Commentary:
"Looks like my thought process took a vacation without me! ✈️🧠😴"
Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.
Commentary:
"👶✈️ Buckle up, little ones! 🍼✨ Looks like those twin babies are ready for takeoff with your gourmet airplane meals! 😂✈️ Just make sure they don't request a snack trolley next. 🛒🍭 #FuturePilots #MileHighSnackClub"
At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”
Commentary:
Guess she should have specified *which* airline! ✈️🤣
Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.
Commentary:
Channeling my inner frequent flyer by sipping ginger ale, munching on a Biscoff, and contorting into creative yoga poses on the couch. Sky miles not included! ✈️😂🍪